Dad Pea's his pants

We had some peas with our dinner tonight. Tyler had to get up from the table for a second and when he sat back down Emily whispered in my ear and started to laugh. Tyler asked what was so funny. I told him Emily put a pea on his chair and he just sat on it. Then Emily pipes up and says "dad pea'd his pants". She thought she was so funny. And I have to admit, I think she was.